Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Vacation is almost over...

Comrades. It has been so long.

Comrades, have you considered the nature of quality in our Revolution. I have been pondering it again. Since it is the central guiding principle of our revolution.

Comrades, our revolutionary quality has been sadly lacking of late. Soon (after vacation), I'll put this to right. This is why you can't let revolutionary project coordinators run the revolution for too long. They only understand the bureaucratic side of the revolution by filling out status reports, project plan updates, and other documentation. No, comrades, I tell you that the true artistry of the revolution transcends such concerns. It is by combining all of the revolutionary project management knowledge areas into Quality.

Quality equates to a revolution happening on time, on budget, and in scope.

Sadly, though our poor revolutionary coordinator does not know it yet, she will need to be placed in charge of disinformation tracking. Tallying up what is truly happening in our revolution, and using a complex formula, coming up with stats that show how much better our revolution is doing from others.

Comrades, this is a vital function. and now I can put at least a token check mark on the use of my human resouces revolutionary knowledge area in this project by getting rid of incompentent paper mongers...

Rejoice Comrades! The revolution is just undergoing some reorgs...