Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Revolutionary Ideological Year (RIY)

Rejoice Comrades!

The books aren't quite closed yet on this, the last quarter of RIY 2007. It has been a phenomenal year for the Revolution. All outside analysts forecasts for the revolution have been exceeded beyond anyone's dreams. Unfortunately, it looks like I may have joined the Revolution too late this year to do anything else other than celebrate with my comrades while they can rest well knowing that they will win a well received reward from the Revolutionary Council.

Yes, my Comrades, the revolution is doing well. I see that I have done the right thing in joining the Revolution, and it has nothing to do with the fact that my indoctrination is over. In the coming year, I plan on growing the revolution's shareholder value by recommitting myself to making sure that my revolutionary projects are managed with overall quality in mind. On Time, On Budget, On Spec shall be the mantra of RIY 2008. And I shall do my best to be sure that the revolution shall succeed!

Comrades, we are sure to win even more of the ideological market place in the coming months, and once we bring some of the new facets of the revolution online (so to speak), then even more shall flock to our glorious cause. With me on board, we are sure to get the revolution up to speed and fill in all of the details to have a great revolution for us all.

Rejoice Comrades, RIY 2008 is sure to be a great year.

And now, I am signing off to go to a special 'school' for the revolution for a while. Until next year, or if I can 'break away', I tell you, 'Long live the Revolution!'

Monday, December 24, 2007

The Past Year

Rejoice Comrades!

This past year has seen some amazing accomplishments. As the Good Book (the PMBOK or The Guide to the Project Management Body of Knowledge) says, it is time to celebrate a milestone.

Yes, comrades. This year, the revolution has accomplished great things, and I have shown you how to use the power of project management to escape out of a counter revolutions prison. And don't forget, I have joined a new revolution as well.

Comrades Rejoice! There are many paths to the revolution and the Revolution's objectives are S.M.A.R.T.
Specific,Measurable, Achievable, Realistic and Time bounded. Yes, comrades, I feel very SMART looking back at the past year, and look forward to helping clarify the definition of each of next year's goals.

Rejoice!

Sunday, December 23, 2007

A Slight Correction

Comrades, It looks like I have to run a slight correction to my previous post.

I have received quite a lot of flack for it, and I just want to make sure that I apologize for the error in the last post, and that you can accept it.

I should have said Comrade Project Manager President General George 'I cannot tell a lie' Washington.

Rejoice Comrades, I shall not make the mistake again.