New Document Retention Policy Announced

Rejoice Comrades!

The Leadership of the Revolution has received the audit results. This is excellent news. Now we will be able to get back on track to the Revolution. I must say that it required 1000s of hours to shred every last document that we had to pass the audit, and now we have to work on creating everything from scratch.

This has enormous potential. Now, with the board wiped clean, we can implement some great new strategies and policies.

Yes, comrades, that is right. We get to start planning the initial statement of work for the Revolution again. I've already received the pre-authorization to begin the initial scoping of all activities needed to get this off the ground. Please look for a meeting request soon. Remember, even though we don't have any documentation, you should remember the secret call signals from the indoctrination process that you went through.

I look forward to working with you on this...

Again.

Rejoice Comrades! With this time through the Revolution, we are sure to implement great advances for humanity.