Saturday, February 9, 2008

Revolutionary Change Request Number 4

Rejoice Comrades!

We have some new heroines and heros in the Revolution. Revolutionary Change Request #4 has been approved. This is indeed a glorious day for the Revolution. The Communications division of the Revolution has been obliterated and replaced.

Yes, Comrades. Although we are not operating this revolution with the resources that many revolution's have started with in the past, we still have many more outlets for helping to win the ideological war than a literary magazine.

Comrades, I know that you may feel fear for our former comrades, but they betrayed the Revolution by trying to move forward with a Lit Mag. This is the 21st Century. They should have asked for content to be posted to You-Tube. Not that they are such a good venue anyway, but it would allow much greater exposure than creating a paper publication in this, the 21st Century.

Yes, Comrades! Rejoice! The Lit Mag is no more.

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Communication Strategy Update

Rejoice Comrades!

Although it is a great and exciting time, I shall be brief since it is late for me and I have many other items to follow up on.

The Communications wing of the Revolution has informed me that they are ready to initiate phase 1 of their revolutionary communications strategy. They want me to assure you that they have heard your feedback and are implementing some of the best tools that we are ready for. Yes, Comrades, we are now accepting applications for a literary magazine.

I know. You must be saying, "This is a totally fantastic idea! I have a chance to get my own message out about the Revolution." Yes, you are correct. Although we are heavily screening all content for ideological appropriateness--we are after all looking to increase our share of the ideological space--you can rest assured that your contributions will further the Revolution.

Comrades, just comment me on this blog and I shall get you the Revolutionary Application To Submit Content for the Revolutionary Literary Magazine (RATSCRLM).

Rejoice Comrades! Your Art shall further the cause of the Revolution!