Rejoice Comrades!
The meetings with the Feds are going well. So well, that they would like to know how we are reporting on our Revolutionary Performance. I told them that I'd get back to them.
You see, Comrades, we have to ask ourselves what type of reporting we would like to provide to the Feds about how we are managing to our baseline plan. In fact, this is something that many others in the Revolution would like to know as well. They say, "Comrade, what are our goals, milestones, and the plan to get to them?" Of course, this always results in a very messy cleanup for the Revolutionary HQ cleaning staff. Comrades, I tell you, I cannot share too much of this information except in a secure way, which as we know, since we lost cells 588873002 and 48887299A due to faulty secure drops, we cannot risk this information getting out. Not only that, the Feds will know what we are doing and when and be able to counter it. Or worse a counter revolutionary group could use our proprietary revolutionary plans to help advance their own agendas.
So, I shall be calling a meeting to discuss strategies for how to misinform the Feds in a way that won't result in an Enron way to our Revolution. More like off-shore ideological bank accounts for the Revolution to avoid audits and taxes.
Rejoice Comrades! A new Stakeholder performance reporting plan will be in place soon.
Thursday, March 20, 2008
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
Revolutionary Communications Requirements Analysis
Rejoice Comrades!
At this time of change, it is a good idea for us to make sure that our fundamentals are covered. For instance, what are the Revolutionary Communication Requirements? Are all of our fellow Revolutionary Stakeholders keeping informed? Wait a minute...
Stakeholders are supposed to be anyone with interest in the Revolution. Yes, Comrades, I know this is obvious. But what about the Feds. They obviously are stakeholders in the Revolution, and yet, we have not adequately assessed their needs. What are the Feds expecting to learn from us? What are the outcomes? How are they influencing the Revolution? What are their expectations? How will we manage their impact?
I know what you are thinking, my Comardes, and I agree.
Rejoice Comrades! It is time to meet with the Feds to discuss the Revolution!
At this time of change, it is a good idea for us to make sure that our fundamentals are covered. For instance, what are the Revolutionary Communication Requirements? Are all of our fellow Revolutionary Stakeholders keeping informed? Wait a minute...
Stakeholders are supposed to be anyone with interest in the Revolution. Yes, Comrades, I know this is obvious. But what about the Feds. They obviously are stakeholders in the Revolution, and yet, we have not adequately assessed their needs. What are the Feds expecting to learn from us? What are the outcomes? How are they influencing the Revolution? What are their expectations? How will we manage their impact?
I know what you are thinking, my Comardes, and I agree.
Rejoice Comrades! It is time to meet with the Feds to discuss the Revolution!
Monday, March 17, 2008
Risk Reassessment
Rejoice Comrades!
Today we begin the process of Revolutionary Risk Reassessment. Yes, the kickoff meeting will be wonderful. I've arranged for decorative plants to be scattered throughout the secret revolutionary headquarters, and ...
Why, you say, Comrades. Why do we need to engage in the process of Revolutionary Risk Reassessment? It is very simple. During the process of any Revolution, it is important to maintain vigilance for new risks to the revolution. Plus, some revolutionary risks will have decreased, such as the former leader of the Revolution coming back from the dead, and others may have emerged. In fact, for this process, we are undergoing a complete revolutionary revision of the past few months.
Our former leader is definitely NOT going to be a matyr (thus eliminating 2 threats - the undead thing, and well, you get the idea, Comrades).
Please remember to keep your 3x5 cards handy until you have memorized our wondrous Revolutionary history, especially the fact that our departed leader was a traitor hellbent on golfing instead of furthering the aims of the people.
Rejoice Comrades! Remember, vigilance goes many ways.
Today we begin the process of Revolutionary Risk Reassessment. Yes, the kickoff meeting will be wonderful. I've arranged for decorative plants to be scattered throughout the secret revolutionary headquarters, and ...
Why, you say, Comrades. Why do we need to engage in the process of Revolutionary Risk Reassessment? It is very simple. During the process of any Revolution, it is important to maintain vigilance for new risks to the revolution. Plus, some revolutionary risks will have decreased, such as the former leader of the Revolution coming back from the dead, and others may have emerged. In fact, for this process, we are undergoing a complete revolutionary revision of the past few months.
Our former leader is definitely NOT going to be a matyr (thus eliminating 2 threats - the undead thing, and well, you get the idea, Comrades).
Please remember to keep your 3x5 cards handy until you have memorized our wondrous Revolutionary history, especially the fact that our departed leader was a traitor hellbent on golfing instead of furthering the aims of the people.
Rejoice Comrades! Remember, vigilance goes many ways.
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