Friday, April 11, 2008

Earned Value

Rejoice Comrades!

We are nearly ready to begin measuring Revolutionary Earned Value. Yes, that is correct. We have figured out a system of objective measure for recording progress on the revolution and reducing it to a very simple chart. Yes, Comrades, the revolutionary leaders don't have much time for delving into the complicated details of the Revolution and where we stand on each Revolutionary task.

This reminds me. We still haven't been able to recover any of our electronic assets, so only positive Revolutionary cost variances will be acceptable to help further the cause of the Revolution and of course our Revolutionary Investments.

Rejoice Comrades! With your help, the Revolution will display a positive cash flow!

Monday, April 7, 2008

Addendum to the Celebration Announcement.

Rejoice Comrades! The potluck is on Wednesday.

That is all...

Celebration Time

Rejoice Comrades!

It has now been several days since any of our brethren have fallen to exploding coffee pots, printer jams, or elevator mishaps. So it appears that the AI has truly been successfully purged. Unfortunately, the only records that we actually kept were the books, and it looks like it will be a while before we get those back, so if you can please bring a potluck item, that would be great.

Rejoice! The power will be back in time for the potluck, so don't worry about bringing a gas grill.