Missiles for the Revolution

Rejoice Comrades!

We have our first approved Revolutionary Change Request!!! Yes, that's right. After the Revolution, you, my fellow comrades, will be able to donate money directly to the war! Yes. As fantastic as it sounds, you will be able to purchase your very own missile for use in the war. A tracking device will be implanted in the missile. Once the missile is launched and once again when the missile explodes upon hitting its target, you will be sent a text message letting you know.

Yes, Comrades, we will all be able to keep up in almost real-time with our own personal contributions to the Revolutionary Effort. As part of a limited offer, if you help purchase a second missile with your first, you will also receive free real-time GPS updates of the missile in flight as well as an option to download the movie and other flight data (pending review).

Rejoice Comrades! This time the Revolution will be brought to you in more ways than you anticipated!