Saturday, November 20, 2010

Human Resources Management

Rejoice Comrades!

A Key component of any successful Revolution, is human resources management. Posting for applicants, reviewing resumes, interviewing, checking references, and final selection. All of these are crucial. However, Comrades, it does not always mean that the best candidates are selected. The Revolutionary Council has just learned that multiple cells have been infiltrated by double agents. Now how can this be?

Well, Comrades, when the Glorious Leader announced a general amnesty after the terrible infighting during the early 2000s through the usual communication channels, many cells have been slowly reintegrated into the Revolution. But, some of our Comrades, unfortunately, had decided to not be dedicated to the Revolution anymore. Now, Comrades, as we all well know, any significant Revolution can only succeed if we all pull together, collectively, to achieve our common goals.

So, please, join us for the upcoming ceremony when we say good-bye to those unfortunates. While some may say that it is a purge, done for political reasons, that is not so. They have become a security risk.

Rejoice Comrades! The Revolution will succeed as we re-establish team cohesion.