Sunday, February 9, 2014

PMP certification

Comrades, I have returned.

After some debacles too numerous to go into here, and after a relatively short stay in the gulag, again, the Revolutionary Council has sent me to mandatory PMI Certification classes. The Illustrious Chief, whose brilliance will never dim, decided that with all the seasoning on the various projects for the Revolution that I was now ready for more formal training and with a successful passing grade, I will be allowed to keep breathing and continue to serve the Revolution. Comrades, Rejoice! With the certification no more mishaps will occur and this time, we will succeed!!

2 comments:

  1. Any of the PMP course helps in better understanding and gaining of knowledge related to improved project management skills & to become project manager

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  2. Yes, Comrade, this is of course, quite true. The sound theoretical basis of the certification relates directly to a Platonic ideal that enables all Project Managers to attempt to gain that ultimate, but impossible perfection, which means we must use then the Aristotelian practice that we engage in, of observe, do, examine, repeat.

    Ahh, Comrade, if only one did not have to have several thousands of hours of Project Management Experience to qualify for the exam. It is a bit of the chicken and the egg and the question of which came first, which of course is an egg, chickens evolved later, but I think you understand me Comrade Quantum HR Solutions.

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