Tuesday, February 11, 2014

Revolutionary Project Management Processes - Initiating

Rejoice Comrades!

This training class, led by Comrade Instructor Christine and Fellow Comrade Instructor Sun-san is quite fascinating.  Yes, yes, we are very cognizant of multicultural differences in the Revolution as long as they don't conflict with the stated aims of the Revolution. Someday, I, myself, would love to view the governing documents of the Revolution, but until that day, I shall listen to the instructions from our Comrade Instructors and proceed with learning the processes of managing a Revolution.

Yes, Comrades, I hear you.  Is not Project Managing a Revolution really just the simple steps of decomposing the project management processes?  Does not 'IPECC' describe it all.  Can not a detailed diagram underneath that framework guide all activity?

Well, both Comrade Instructor Christine and Fellow Comrade Instructor Sun-san have indicated that this is so, and as a dutiful member of the Revolution, I will learn all there is to know in this field.

Now Comrades, this is where the learning could become interesting.  If you would be so kind as to recall, all of us in training have been appointed to projects.  Mine is quite fascinating, it involves not the mindless and repetitive work of figuring out who is yet again suborning the Revolution, which is part of the standard operational practice, but in fact, it is to manage a complex directive in implementing a new way of onboarding new members, vetting them, re-educating them, and then turning them over to the factories of the Revolution for consumption...

Yes, Comrades, that is the Charter of this Revolutionary project.  I have looked deep into the history of how these have been done up to now within the Revolution and without, and after careful review, will be putting each piece of this Revolutionary Project into a few different packages to help clarify the work to be done.  There are many existing arrangements that I will need to work through and many goals to be defined, but with the help of all the Revolutionary stakeholders, those alive, and those whose memory we will always honor, we will succeed.

Rejoice Comrades!  The work of the Revolution is being defined!

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