Rejoice Comrades!
Yet again, through another organization realignment, the Revolution has moved to a new organization for oversight of the Revolutionary Projects.
Yes, Comrades, after initiating an OPM3 (Organizational Project Management Maturity Model) review our Illustrious Chief has approved moving the entire Revolution away from isolated cell structures with little communication to a more complicated model involving an overall formal, black-tie and all, Portfolio Management team, who will provide a glorious level of oversight to all Revolutionary Projects and Programs. Some day, with luck, diligence, and the blessing of my fellow Comrades, I too could join that team to help best select projects and priorities that fulfill our Revolutions goals. Yes, Comrade, it is quite an honor to see, that after a failing grade in the OPM3, that our Illustrious Chief send the prior team out into the fields to think and ponder as to what could have been done differently if they hadn't been so focused on achieving their own aims as opposed to aligning with the Revolutionary Ideals that were laid out so long ago. Yes Comrades, while the heat of the sun, the bite of the mosquito, and the whipping rain pour down upon them, they will Rejoice in knowing that our Illustrious Chief has selected Comrade Roger as the head of the local Project Management Office.
I have asked around, and Comrade Project Management Office Director Roger is generally acknowledged by all to be supportive, by providing guidance and training and general processes to aid all Revolutionary Project Managers. Comrade Project Management Office Director Roger, is controlling, as a strong Revolutionary Directory must be and provides training, and ensures compliance on all projects. Additionally, Comrade Project Management Office Director Roger is first and foremost, a Director who is ultimately responsible for all projects, project managers, and controls every aspect of where we eat and sleep. Yes, Comrade Project Management Office Director Roger is very kind to let us all know what we must do and when. It is he who put my name in with our Illustrious Chief and brought me in from the Gulag and assigned me to this latest training. Yes, we will all be responsible for very large projects of over $10Million!
Yet again, through another organization realignment, the Revolution has moved to a new organization for oversight of the Revolutionary Projects.
Yes, Comrades, after initiating an OPM3 (Organizational Project Management Maturity Model) review our Illustrious Chief has approved moving the entire Revolution away from isolated cell structures with little communication to a more complicated model involving an overall formal, black-tie and all, Portfolio Management team, who will provide a glorious level of oversight to all Revolutionary Projects and Programs. Some day, with luck, diligence, and the blessing of my fellow Comrades, I too could join that team to help best select projects and priorities that fulfill our Revolutions goals. Yes, Comrade, it is quite an honor to see, that after a failing grade in the OPM3, that our Illustrious Chief send the prior team out into the fields to think and ponder as to what could have been done differently if they hadn't been so focused on achieving their own aims as opposed to aligning with the Revolutionary Ideals that were laid out so long ago. Yes Comrades, while the heat of the sun, the bite of the mosquito, and the whipping rain pour down upon them, they will Rejoice in knowing that our Illustrious Chief has selected Comrade Roger as the head of the local Project Management Office.
I have asked around, and Comrade Project Management Office Director Roger is generally acknowledged by all to be supportive, by providing guidance and training and general processes to aid all Revolutionary Project Managers. Comrade Project Management Office Director Roger, is controlling, as a strong Revolutionary Directory must be and provides training, and ensures compliance on all projects. Additionally, Comrade Project Management Office Director Roger is first and foremost, a Director who is ultimately responsible for all projects, project managers, and controls every aspect of where we eat and sleep. Yes, Comrade Project Management Office Director Roger is very kind to let us all know what we must do and when. It is he who put my name in with our Illustrious Chief and brought me in from the Gulag and assigned me to this latest training. Yes, we will all be responsible for very large projects of over $10Million!
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