Monday, October 1, 2007

Well, Comrades, I think I have come up with several different plans to get the revolution going again by breaking out of this joint.

Plan Number One: Subverting the gaurds
Plan 2: Escape, then come back with reinforcements and break everyone out.
#3: Become friends with 'Bubba', utlize his network of contacts, leave key tools in hidden locations for the Revolutionary Council who will then be able to affect their own escape.
4: Engage with our captors on the relative merits of our respective revolutions, which will then astound them and stupefy them into submission long enough for us to escape.
5: Same as 4, only the counter revolutionary forces will be converted to our cause thereby recognizing the supreme sublimity of our revolution rendering escape unnecessary.
6: Get a gun.
#7: Sneak out through the secret tunnels...
8: Talk to my guard 'Fred', and see what I have to do to get out of this joint, and how many smokes it'll cost me.
9: I'll think of something at random intervals and apply that inappropriately thereby rendering their defense systems in tatters from the effort of keeping up with...No, that's not gonna work.
10: Get 2 guns.

Comrades, let us engage in the numerous project selection techniques to determine the best plan for our project of escaping.

Any other thoughts for a high level plan? Comrades remember, there are many ways of acheiving our goals, but at what cost.
Let's look at what the relative costs in smokes, time, and people these will take.

Comrades! We are closer than ever to success, though it seems we are further away than ever...

3 comments:

  1. When did this become a prison-escape blog....you should totally join the work crew...er, I was a little drinky when I last watched cool hand luke...

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  3. Comrades, we have been infiltrated by the powers of capitalism. Comments from a company.

    They are onto us...

    Comrades, do not trust them...

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