Comrades Rejoice! We are free to pursue the revolution!
By following the principles of revolutionary project management, the revolutionary council and I have escaped, well before the deadline, under budget, and mostly on spec. Comrades, we have received an A for quality, and medals will be awarded soon.
Comrade Glorious Leader said that we must maintain strict silence on how we were able to make it out.
Comrade Glorious Leader has declined the scope change request for a response to the capture and killing of our revolution because it is no longer necessary, however, he did approve the request for expanding the scope to include a response to other 'revolutions'.
Comrades, it is my birthday weekend, and since I was able to escape with all but 4 of the revolutionary council (may they live in forever in the pantheon of the revolution), I think I shall celebrate...
Friday, October 5, 2007
Monday, October 1, 2007
Well, Comrades, I think I have come up with several different plans to get the revolution going again by breaking out of this joint.
Plan Number One: Subverting the gaurds
Plan 2: Escape, then come back with reinforcements and break everyone out.
#3: Become friends with 'Bubba', utlize his network of contacts, leave key tools in hidden locations for the Revolutionary Council who will then be able to affect their own escape.
4: Engage with our captors on the relative merits of our respective revolutions, which will then astound them and stupefy them into submission long enough for us to escape.
5: Same as 4, only the counter revolutionary forces will be converted to our cause thereby recognizing the supreme sublimity of our revolution rendering escape unnecessary.
6: Get a gun.
#7: Sneak out through the secret tunnels...
8: Talk to my guard 'Fred', and see what I have to do to get out of this joint, and how many smokes it'll cost me.
9: I'll think of something at random intervals and apply that inappropriately thereby rendering their defense systems in tatters from the effort of keeping up with...No, that's not gonna work.
10: Get 2 guns.
Comrades, let us engage in the numerous project selection techniques to determine the best plan for our project of escaping.
Any other thoughts for a high level plan? Comrades remember, there are many ways of acheiving our goals, but at what cost.
Let's look at what the relative costs in smokes, time, and people these will take.
Comrades! We are closer than ever to success, though it seems we are further away than ever...
Plan Number One: Subverting the gaurds
Plan 2: Escape, then come back with reinforcements and break everyone out.
#3: Become friends with 'Bubba', utlize his network of contacts, leave key tools in hidden locations for the Revolutionary Council who will then be able to affect their own escape.
4: Engage with our captors on the relative merits of our respective revolutions, which will then astound them and stupefy them into submission long enough for us to escape.
5: Same as 4, only the counter revolutionary forces will be converted to our cause thereby recognizing the supreme sublimity of our revolution rendering escape unnecessary.
6: Get a gun.
#7: Sneak out through the secret tunnels...
8: Talk to my guard 'Fred', and see what I have to do to get out of this joint, and how many smokes it'll cost me.
9: I'll think of something at random intervals and apply that inappropriately thereby rendering their defense systems in tatters from the effort of keeping up with...No, that's not gonna work.
10: Get 2 guns.
Comrades, let us engage in the numerous project selection techniques to determine the best plan for our project of escaping.
Any other thoughts for a high level plan? Comrades remember, there are many ways of acheiving our goals, but at what cost.
Let's look at what the relative costs in smokes, time, and people these will take.
Comrades! We are closer than ever to success, though it seems we are further away than ever...
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