Rejoice Comrades!
We are experiencing a groundswell of support lately, and and I tell you it feels great to know that the people are on our side. Speaking of the people, some of our Comrades have been confusing Rebellion with Revolution. In some cases, these are synonymous, but not during this phase of the Revolution. Please no throwing tea into the harbor. It doesn't do anything but environmental damage and we loose the support of the people.
The long term plan is to subvert the will of the people so that their will is the will of the Revolution, and then any who don't conform will be part of the Rebellion against the Revolution.
Not much else to say.
Oh wait.
Comrade Fearless Leader was assassinated last night, and Comrade Glorious Leader (from the previous Revolution that I was a part in) has stepped in and seized the reins of power.
And I must say that I will put the rumors to rest right now that although I did help isolate the former leader, it was for our Comrade's safety and not in an attempt to leave our former leader open to an assassination from inside the Revolution.
Rejoice Comrades! With Comrade Glorious Leader at the helm of this Revolution, we will succeed!
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ReplyDeleteAh, Comrade Anonymous. I apologize, that I was indisposed for so long that I was unable to follow up with your groundswell of support for the revolution. Rejoice! WE SHALL SUCCEED!
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