Rejoice Comrades!
Today we begin the process of Revolutionary Risk Reassessment. Yes, the kickoff meeting will be wonderful. I've arranged for decorative plants to be scattered throughout the secret revolutionary headquarters, and ...
Why, you say, Comrades. Why do we need to engage in the process of Revolutionary Risk Reassessment? It is very simple. During the process of any Revolution, it is important to maintain vigilance for new risks to the revolution. Plus, some revolutionary risks will have decreased, such as the former leader of the Revolution coming back from the dead, and others may have emerged. In fact, for this process, we are undergoing a complete revolutionary revision of the past few months.
Our former leader is definitely NOT going to be a matyr (thus eliminating 2 threats - the undead thing, and well, you get the idea, Comrades).
Please remember to keep your 3x5 cards handy until you have memorized our wondrous Revolutionary history, especially the fact that our departed leader was a traitor hellbent on golfing instead of furthering the aims of the people.
Rejoice Comrades! Remember, vigilance goes many ways.
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ReplyDeleteComrades Anonymous, thank you for your kind words.
ReplyDeleteThe reason for the transparency in the Revolution this time is to open up the process for a frank dialogue. It is only through ongoing discussions about the best ways for meeting the goals of our stakeholders that we can acheive our goals. Please, forward any comments on the revolution to me and I will be happy to pass those concerns along. Perhaps, you might be interested in joining one of our Revolutionary councils?