Revolutionary Performance Reporting

Rejoice Comrades!

The meetings with the Feds are going well. So well, that they would like to know how we are reporting on our Revolutionary Performance. I told them that I'd get back to them.

You see, Comrades, we have to ask ourselves what type of reporting we would like to provide to the Feds about how we are managing to our baseline plan. In fact, this is something that many others in the Revolution would like to know as well. They say, "Comrade, what are our goals, milestones, and the plan to get to them?" Of course, this always results in a very messy cleanup for the Revolutionary HQ cleaning staff. Comrades, I tell you, I cannot share too much of this information except in a secure way, which as we know, since we lost cells 588873002 and 48887299A due to faulty secure drops, we cannot risk this information getting out. Not only that, the Feds will know what we are doing and when and be able to counter it. Or worse a counter revolutionary group could use our proprietary revolutionary plans to help advance their own agendas.

So, I shall be calling a meeting to discuss strategies for how to misinform the Feds in a way that won't result in an Enron way to our Revolution. More like off-shore ideological bank accounts for the Revolution to avoid audits and taxes.

Rejoice Comrades! A new Stakeholder performance reporting plan will be in place soon.