Outsourcing Statement of Work

Rejoice Comrades!

While reviewing some of the preliminary revolutionary statement of work, we have discovered that even if (and we are) engage in an all out hiring spree for the revolution, it doesn't look like there is enough skilled labor to go around. Therefore, it is with great reluctance that we are moving into a revolutionary contingency strategy to mitigate the risk of having too few in-house revolutionaries. Yes, Comrades, Outsourcing otherwise known as Revolutionary Project Procurement Management, yes Comrades we are putting out some of our Statement of Work to bid.

I've taken into consideration the our Revolution's assets, the Revolutionary preliminary scope statement in regards to the work that needs to be globalized, the and consulted the official Revolutionary Project Management Plan, tried contacting the Revolutionary Procurement Management Planning Cell (still waiting for a response) and have sent out the Revolution's Request for Proposal. This is work that will only be placed outside the revolution's organization until we are able to bring it back in house. We do not want to lose the knowledge base that we have been building for the revolution.

In other meetings today, we lost yet another cell. This one appeared to be engaged in an infiltration of the system to attack the 'Man' from within. Unfortunately, they were co-opted by the lucrative 401k and medical package and are living in the suburbs. Under the normal Revolutionary Human Resource Management Plan's Revolutionary Workers Seduced by The Man paragraph J, subsection 9(b), we have dispatched a team to deal with them.

Rejoice Comrades! The Revolution is making incremental improvements in conducting internal revolutionary bureaucratic processes!