Revolutionary Change Request #3

Rejoice Comrades!

As part of the Revolutionary Change Control Board, I am please to announce that we have formally accepted Revolutionary Change Request #3. Yes, Comrades. Even knowing the fate of the last team to bring in a change request, we still have received one. I must tell you that I and my fellow comrades on the RCCB were very shocked. To think that someone would jump through all of the hoops to bring this in is astounding.

But enough of this ranting. I can accept this.

Comrades, this proposal was quite boring actually. It was merely an ask for a decrease in phase 45B section 2c ii.3 of the Revolutionary Management Plan to require that some sort of database be kept to track who is actually in the Revolution. Obviously, we could tell that this request must of come from a comrade who formerly worked in Business and was trying to implement a LEAN process to bring about a more efficient way to manage the Revolution.

We employed some lateral thinking to come up with what some high level impacts would be, like the Feds being able to hack into our system and immediately know what was happening. Which would mean we would have to do a reorg to realign out of our revolutionary cell structure to be more efficient except in regards to the security which cannot be mitigated in any other way.

Yes, Comrades, although normally we should not shoot a messenger no matter the news, we had to.

Obviously, our indoctrination is flawed.

I must found out whatever happened to the suggestion I put in to improve the indoctrination. Not a change, comrades, just a minor improvement.

Rejoice! We shall not have any more of this unfortunate nonsense soon!