Rejoice Comrades!

Rejoice Comrades!

Today, the revolution reached yet another height of training. It looks as though the revolutionary group in charge of the revolutionary training has asked for my feedback. I am to fill out a short 5 question survey on how I think the process is going for being indoctrinated into the revolution.

1. Applicability to Revolution: Excellent
2. Timeliness: Excellent
3. Instructor Knowledge: Distinguished.
4. Good Examples: Superb
5. Comments: What is this about a revolutionary instructor being a computer program on the web. Is it truly a council of the revolution. Can you contact me so that I can add you (all?) to my backup revolutionary network?

I cannot quite remember what I learned in revolutionary indoctrination today, but I have been assured that it will slowly seep in and I shall overpower everything.

In other news, I also got some chocolate.

Rejoice Comrades, the revolutionary training group has embraced giving out materialistic rewards for answering questions in the indoctrination groups. I must remember to fill out a revolutionary suggestion form to say that we (the revolution) should not be focused on such materialistic short sighted rewards, but should go for more specific measurable things, like peace.

Example:
Instructor to CPM (me): Excellent work on answering that series of questions correctly. Your award will be peace once the revolution succeeds. Now focus and work harder. There is much to do.

See how this works. This is an excellent award. I know that my work will result in peace, which is what - apparently - this revolution is geared toward...